It Must Have Been the Sex Before Marriage Question

[cadfael]

I'm worth $2,791,967.33! How much are you worth?

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I think I've figured it out

[elphaba-of-oz.livejournal.com]

I think gender matters a great deal. So do age and income level.

Possibly this meme is a way for the secret police to gather information that they will use against us in our eventual trials as enemies of the state? WHen they outlaw pre-marital sex, and institute the new law with a retroactive penalty, I'm in one big, heap of trouble.

Re: I think I've figured it out

[wild-place-king.livejournal.com]

OMG! Look at the black sedan parked across the street!

[veshengri.livejournal.com]

Damn, only $1,531,677.56. Must be all that hard living.

[wild-place-king.livejournal.com]

You obviously didn't have sex before you were married!

[elphaba-of-oz.livejournal.com]

You know, I thought about going to the test, and changing each answer to see the impact on the ouctome. But then I though, "That's stupid." Why does anyone care about this sheit?

[evilbunny.livejournal.com]

Because I'm bored?

Everything is in extremes. Never drink, never smoke, no masturbating and have a DDD cup (or 12" penis). No sex before marriage. Donate to charity weekly.

Whose idea of "worth" is this?